#!/bin/sh

uname -o &> /dev/null

if [ $(uname -s) == "Darwin" ]
then
        osname=$(sw_vers | cut -d':' -f2- | head -n 1 | xargs)
elif [ -f /etc/os-release ]
then
	osname=$(cat /etc/os-release | grep -w NAME | head -1 | sed 's/NAME=//g' | sed 's/\"//g' | sed 's/ Linux//g')
elif [ $? -eq 0 ]
then
	osname=$(uname -o)
else
	osname="Unknown"
fi

array="probably a computer
there's probably some ram in there
init should ideally be running
yeah
you should probably go outside
i would be lead to believe that / is mounted
there probably is a filesystem somewhere
hey, what's this knob do ?
do you have games on your phone ?
you mean to tell me there aren't little men in this box?
plan 4 from the front door
-9front the back fell off
i use $osname btw
if you're reading this, it's already too late
baka baka ᗜˬᗜ
three letter agency glow so bright
a schizophrenic racist is talking. listen and learn.
lets all love lain!
Chairman mao forbids this.
i dunno man, you own the computer
inshallah we shall find this bug
77+33=100
be me
$(file=$(find /usr/libexec -type f 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1); echo -n $file says: $(strings $file 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1))
$(file=$(find /usr/bin -type f 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1); echo -n $file says: $(strings $file 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1))
$(fortune -s)"

nofetch=$(echo "$array" | shuf -n 1)

echo " "
echo "> $nofetch" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]'
echo "> $osname $(uname -smr)" | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]'
echo " "