diff options
| -rw-r--r-- | nofetch | 47 |
1 files changed, 41 insertions, 6 deletions
@@ -1,9 +1,44 @@ -#!/bin/sh +#!/bin/bash + +rng=$((1 + $RANDOM % 10 )) + +if [ $rng -eq 1 ] +then + nofetch="probably a computer" +elif [ $rng -eq 2 ] +then + nofetch="there's probably some ram in there" +elif [ $rng -eq 3 ] +then + nofetch="init should ideally be running" +elif [ $rng -eq 4 ] +then + nofetch="yeah" +elif [ $rng -eq 5 ] +then + nofetch="you should probably go outside" +elif [ $rng -eq 6 ] +then + nofetch="i would be lead to believe that / is mounted" +elif [ $rng -eq 7 ] +then + nofetch="hey, what's this knob do ?" +elif [ $rng -eq 8 ] +then + nofetch="do you have games on your phone ?" +elif [ $rng -eq 9 ] +then + nofetch="you mean to tell me there aren't little men in this box?" +elif [ $rng -eq 10 ] +then + nofetch="plan 4 from the front door" +else + nofetch="something has gone terribly wrong" +fi + +osname=$(cat /etc/os-release | grep NAME= | head -1 | sed "s/NAME=//g") echo " " -echo "+------------------------+" -echo "| |" -echo "| probably a computer |" -echo "| |" -echo "+------------------------+" +echo " > $nofetch " +echo " > $osname $(uname -sir)" echo " " |