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Diffstat (limited to 'nofetch')
| -rwxr-xr-x | nofetch | 67 |
1 files changed, 16 insertions, 51 deletions
@@ -1,17 +1,5 @@ #!/usr/bin/env bash -if [[ $1 == "" ]]; -then - rng=$((1 + $RANDOM % 12 )) -else - if [[ $1 -lt 13 ]]; - then - rng=$1 - else - rng=$((1 + $RANDOM % 12 )) - fi -fi - uname -o &> /dev/null if [ $(uname -s) == "Darwin" ] @@ -27,45 +15,22 @@ else osname="Unknown" fi -if [ $rng -eq 1 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="probably a computer" -elif [ $rng -eq 2 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="there's probably some ram in there" -elif [ $rng -eq 3 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="init should ideally be running" -elif [ $rng -eq 4 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="yeah" -elif [ $rng -eq 5 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="you should probably go outside" -elif [ $rng -eq 6 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="i would be lead to believe that / is mounted" -elif [ $rng -eq 7 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="hey, what's this knob do ?" -elif [ $rng -eq 8 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="do you have games on your phone ?" -elif [ $rng -eq 9 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="you mean to tell me there aren't little men in this box?" -elif [ $rng -eq 10 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="plan 4 from the front door" -elif [ $rng -eq 11 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="i use "$osname" btw" -elif [ $rng -eq 12 ] &> /dev/null -then - nofetch="if you're reading this, it's already too late" -else - nofetch="something has gone terribly wrong" -fi +array="probably a computer +there's probably some ram in there +init should ideally be running +yeah +you should probably go outside +i would be lead to believe that / is mounted +hey, what's this knob do ? +do you have games on your phone ? +you mean to tell me there aren't little men in this box? +plan 4 from the front door +i use $osname btw +if you're reading this, it's already too late" + +nofetch=$(echo "$array" | shuf -n 1) + +echo $nofetch if [ $1 == "-o" ] &> /dev/null || [ $2 == "-o" ] &> /dev/null then |