nofetch


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#!/bin/bash

rng=$((1 + $RANDOM % 10 ))

if [ $rng -eq 1 ]
then
        nofetch="probably a computer"
elif [ $rng -eq 2 ]
then
        nofetch="there's probably some ram in there"
elif [ $rng -eq 3 ]
then
        nofetch="init should ideally be running"
elif [ $rng -eq 4 ]
then
        nofetch="yeah"
elif [ $rng -eq 5 ]
then
        nofetch="you should probably go outside"
elif [ $rng -eq 6 ]
then
        nofetch="i would be lead to believe that / is mounted"
elif [ $rng -eq 7 ]
then
        nofetch="hey, what's this knob do ?"
elif [ $rng -eq 8 ]
then
        nofetch="do you have games on your phone ?"
elif [ $rng -eq 9 ]
then
        nofetch="you mean to tell me there aren't little men in this box?"
elif [ $rng -eq 10 ]
then
        nofetch="plan 4 from the front door"
else
        nofetch="something has gone terribly wrong"
fi

if [ $(uname -s) == "Darwin" ]
then
        osname="macOS/"
else
        osname=$(cat /etc/os-release | grep -w NAME | head -1 | sed "s/NAME=//g" | sed "s/\"//g")" "
fi

echo " "
echo " > $nofetch "
echo " > $osname$(uname -smr)"
echo " "